To my friend, Joel.....Happy Birthday!

A group of us went to the Turnign Stone Casino last night to throw away some cash and to see Lewis Black live. I had a blast. I am now a lover of the Carribbean Stud game. Its easy and the only guy I have to beat.....is the damned Dealer, curse his monkey ass. I was up near $200 at one point but ....due to the damned surity that the "next hand" would go better I came home lighter than I went.

Now....Lewis Black.......This guy is a fucking Genius!

I haven't laughed so hard in years...yes....years. Best line of the night? He was tellling a story about being in Salt Lake shooting a movie for several months and he decied to go on the tour of the Mormon Temple there. In the last room they have a 12 foot tall animitronic Jesus who will talk to you and try and help you re-evaluate the course of your life. He said " I stopped taking drugs years ago......but I stayed there in that room all afternoon because it was the closest I have ever come to halicinations on that scale.....I don't care what faith you are...Jew, Christian, Muslim, hell...Viking.....When a 12 foot tall Jesus standing in a desert is telling you what he thinks.....you believe every goddam word that comes out of his mouth".

There were more but that was damned funny.......my delievery in text leaves a lot to be desired but I'm telling you......I was dying.

Later we went to the Family Camp and while channel surfing we happened upon the William Shatner Roast. In a room full of supposed Comics and funny people, George Takei was the funniest guy there. He blew people out of the water......No one expected it which made their responses even more priceless.

Oh...Andy Dick? You are Gay as the day is long, son.......admit it and move on....... the outrage only made you look more like a Queen than ever. When you are a Roaster....you better damned sure plan on becoming a Roastee.

Anyway....Happy Birthday to Joel

I'll post later about where to send all the skirts for the Frenchman.